It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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