drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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