Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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