i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year