I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn