I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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