Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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