hell yes lets make some ravioli
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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