Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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