too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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