They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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