youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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