Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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