Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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