I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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