Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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