The maid of honor just puked.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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