When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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