Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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