So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
im holly from the hills drunk
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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