I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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