sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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