I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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