Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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