i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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