how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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