I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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