I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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