This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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