So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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