My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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