So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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