you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Do plants get herpes?
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