I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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