sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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