what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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