I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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