ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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