I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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