smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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