just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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