dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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