Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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