On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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