I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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