2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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