I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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