my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
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