porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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