He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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