never play flip cup with pint glasses
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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