WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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