This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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