they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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