I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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