That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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