Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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